Monday, July 21, 2008

Reveal the Library Donors?

This topic is going to clearly show my apathetic side. Frankly, I could care less who is paying for the library. Doesn't really matter to me. And if the mysterious donors think it does, they are sadly mistaken.

I'm more interested in which books will be bought for the Library and how that will be decided.

Okay. I lied. I'd love to see a Fundie forced to purchase the Santatic Bible or "The Origin of Man". Just to be fair, it's be cool to see an Libertarian buy the Good Housekeeper's Guide, though that's less likely to happen at this particular Library.

Or I could be mistaken and this is one of those Libraries that doesn't have books. I could see Bush building a library like that.

Sunday, July 20, 2008

It's Getting Deep

I'm starting a new section listing the bigest piece of **** I've found this week.


The preacher on tv is trying to convince me to send him money. Okay. I expected that. But he's doing so by saying if you send me money, God will take care of all your economic problems. And then he gives examples, which I just have to repeat.

First, he talks about his father, who was a . . . preacher. He is amazed his father was able to raise funds during a depression and around Christmas time. Well statistically, religion is always bigger during a depression. It's called hope.

Then, I kid you not, he begins to add both "The Secret" and "The Power of Positive Thinking". He gives examples of people, all who strangely worked in customer service fields, that had more work because they were nicer. Shock! Amazement! Being nice causes people to like you!

So send him your money, and be nice, and think really hard about what you want, and God will save the economy, no matter what the price of a barrel of oil.

And yes, he did mention the price of oil.

Friday, July 18, 2008

President Bush has decided birth control is the same as abortion. Thereforth I say Viagra is the same as rape.

President Bush has decided birth control is the same as abortion. Thereforth I say Viagra is the same as rape.

I already had to teach my health insurance provider how to count to 28 and now I have to teach the national government as well?

I wish someone would get pregnant and then sue their health care provider for refusing to prescribe brith control. They should sue for whatever it cost to raise a child for 18 years these days. And add in college costs while their at it.

Next, he'll be calling a woman's menstrual cycle abortion because a baby which could hdve resulted was lost. A baby that doesn't exist, still doesn't exist. Why try to force women to have babies, to wrestle with the moral decision of abortion if there are ways to avoid it?

This bonehead legislation will do no good. What about women, like me, who take birth control for the hormonal effects. Are you going to tell every 1 out of 5 girls affected by Polycistic Ovarian Syndrom that their only course of treatment is equalivant to abortion? And then explain to them why they will never have to deal with the issue of abortion because you took away their ability to have children?

Come on. Even women in third world countries have access to birth control. I fact, we send it to them.

Thursday, July 3, 2008

Einstien Still Right

Scientists are still hard at work trying to disprove even Einstein. Astronomers now have visual proof of wobbling of binary stars as predicted by Einstein in 1915.

Amazing how science works, isn't it? Even after 93 years every theory is still game. Just don't expect to be taken seriously if you can't provide real data. And no, a book of fishermen's tales is not scientific data. Nor are things <i>you<i> and can't explain.

Wednesday, July 2, 2008

And in the news!

It's official! The English have bad teeth and bad dentists . . .

In Wheaton, Ill one man stole a Pomeranian so ugly, he couldn't tell which end to blow his marijuana smoke up. . .

Firefox 3has set the Guinness world record for the most downloads in 24 hours. . .

And. . .

People get spam from the Internet. .

$250,000 Forced Exercism

Amutha Valli, Singapore's national walker is suing Novena Church for exercising her of an as of yet unknown spirit/demon/possesor.

Novena is claiming they did not and have never performed an exercisism in Singapore, but instead it was a prayer session. Valli is claiming the Father and his helpers imprisioned inside the church for the 2 1/2 hours while exercising her, eventually asking her to leave after she became abusive.

Next time, just don't get possessed and all will be well.

Death of a General

We mourn today the passing of our belovèd grandfather figure, the impassable General George Hammond, Don S. Davis. Nevermore shall we be able to keep Jack in line.

* If you don't know who this is, you missed the second best scifi show of all time, the first, of course, being Firefly.